I am an Internet

So my ISP/host is awesome. Back when I registered my website, I attempted to register eevi.net—but it was taken. The group that took it was a typical cybersquatter, who bought it so that they could resell it for a ridiculous price. They wanted literally $9,000 for it. Nope! Got a different domain instead.

Flash forward to today. I get an email from my ISP, which says that they noticed I tried to register this domain, and they noticed that the cybersquatter was late in making payments, so they took it from them, registered it for me, and they’re giving it to me for four years, for free. After that, they want me to pay $6.97 (price of domain, plus Paypal processing fee) to keep it.

So, to the domain troll who had been keeping this domain for years: